So, a fortnight after the puppies were born, we bring them home. Becky sleeps out with them the first night, and the next day we build them all a little enclosure down the side of the house. Leela’s a great mum, keeping them all very clean and crying frantically to be let out to go to the loo when she needs. Did you know mums eat their puppies’ pooh? We didn’t, but Lord! afterwards Leela sure lays some monster turds...